Talent for Cruise Lines & Venues
The Right Acts. Chosen by People Who Know the Difference.
Handpicked comedians and variety performers for cruise lines, resorts, and venues that take entertainment seriously.
The Roster
Six proven performers. One email to book any of them.
Billy D. Washington
Smart, soulful comedy where sharp observations, masterful storytelling, and musical wit meet.
Billy D. Washington
Smart, soulful comedy where sharp observations, masterful storytelling, and musical wit meet.
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Andrew Rudick
Midwestern charm meets high-energy absurdity in a performance that is relatable, unpredictable, and effortlessly fun.
Andrew Rudick
Midwestern charm meets high-energy absurdity in a performance that is relatable, unpredictable, and effortlessly fun.
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Kristin Lindner
Dry wit and sardonic humor turn marriage, motherhood, and everyday chaos into sharply relatable comedy.
Kristin Lindner
Dry wit and sardonic humor turn marriage, motherhood, and everyday chaos into sharply relatable comedy.
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Lester Barrie
High-energy, edgy comedy delivered cleanly by a performer who knows how to command any room.
Lester Barrie
High-energy, edgy comedy delivered cleanly by a performer who knows how to command any room.
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Cash Levy
A master improviser who turns every audience into part of a completely original comedy experience.
Cash Levy
A master improviser who turns every audience into part of a completely original comedy experience.
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Consuela Ivy
Powerful vocals, classic soul, and a magnetic stage presence that brings every room to life.
Consuela Ivy
Powerful vocals, classic soul, and a magnetic stage presence that brings every room to life.
More InfoWhat They're Saying
"Billy is like jazz telling jokes."
Aretha Franklin
on Billy D. Washington
"His unique delivery, timing, and total unpredictability set him apart."
The Joy of Cruising
on Billy D. Washington
"Hip, funny, edgy, and without profanity."
Laugh Factory
on Lester Barrie
"His set was smart, original, and hilarious."
Verified event client
on Andrew Rudick
"When it comes to corporate entertainers, Cash Levy is in a class of one."
Forbes
on Cash Levy
"This was by far the best we've had to date."
Morton Salt Company
on Cash Levy
"Quirky and cynical, Kristin Lindner breathes fresh air into motherhood and marriage."
Dry Bar Comedy
on Kristin Lindner
Why Script & Riff
We do the vetting so you don't have to.
Cruise-Ready Acts
Every performer on our roster has real sea legs. These aren't acts hoping to break into cruise entertainment — they've been doing it for decades.
Clean & Crowd-Tested
All-ages audiences, mixed demographics, international crowds — our comedians know how to read a room and leave everyone laughing.
One Email Books It All
No agents, no runaround. Tell us your event, your dates, and your vibe — we'll match you with the right act and handle the rest.
For Cruise Lines & Venues
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